it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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