we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
