Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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