How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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