then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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