how can u be prego again
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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