you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
did i walk over a car last night?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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