I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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