This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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