i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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