I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Randomize
