I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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