By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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