In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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