Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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