dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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