Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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