you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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