And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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