I will die if light touches me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So vagazzling was a success
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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