Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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