Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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