have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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