I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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