I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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