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(203): View more from Connecticut

listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

it was like fucking gandolphs beard

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(410): View more from Maryland

I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life

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(214): View more from Texas

You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.

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(510): View more from California

listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.

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(727): View more from Florida

And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan

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(720): View more from Colorado

Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".

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(620): View more from Kansas

I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos

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