About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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