i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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