You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He better not be in your backpack
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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