So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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