I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
