I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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