It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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