He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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