Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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