Betty ford says i'm here all night
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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