Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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