Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You ruined the universe
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You can make out without kissing
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