I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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