So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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