at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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