I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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