This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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