Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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