we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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