im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I lost the right to judge tonight
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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