His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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