come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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