It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
This is classic penis vs brain.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
