No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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