I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
